The Craziest Days Of Weegee's Life

Hello and this is a Trollpasta I wrote about Weegee.  Read and beware.

Chapter 1


One beautiful morning, Weegee woke up and decided to go for a walk in the Mushroom Kingdom.  He walked past the Toad Village, he walked past the castle, he walked past some random gu-wait a minute.  A RANDOM GUY?!?!?!?!  Then the random guy said, "hai im bob".  Without delay, Weegee tried to run away from Bob, who was chasing him.  But, then, he fell off a cliff and died!  But, wait!  Weegee wouldn't die.  He actually fell off the cliff right on the roof of Mickey Mouse's house.  Then, Mickey Mouse came out and said, "Ha-hey, Weegee!  It's me, Mickey Mouse!"  Weegee looked at Mickey Mouse and screamed internally.  Then, Mickey asked, "Say, do you wanna come join my club house?"  Wait, what?  Mickey's house IS a clubhouse?  Weegee said nothing but, "Um..." "Well, alright, let's go!" replied Mickey Mouse.  Then, they went into the clubhouse and there they saw Goofy from his Ferrari, Dolan Duck, Minnie Mouse, Rainbow Dash, Derpy Hooves, Jiminy Cricket, and Pinkie Pie!  They were all partying hard and 420 smoking weed everyday.  Then, Weegee joined in, partied hard, and 420 smoked weed everyday!  But, that's not the ending, mates!  Suddenly, he partied too hard and smoked too much weed.  And then, you know what?  He vomited and vomited until he passed out.

Chapter 2


Then, one day, he woke up and saw Bob!  "hai im bob", he said.  Then Weegee ran away from Bob right into a tunnel to Hell.  There, he met some demonic figures, Satan, Bill Cipher, Gaben, and Discord.  Then, they put Weegee in an electrical chair and activated it.  However, the electricity did not kill Weegee.  Instead, it turned him into Super Weegee!  Then, Super Weegee beat up the demonic figures and flew out of Hell, breaking its roof.  And then, his superness ran out and he fell right into Shrek's Swamp.  Then, Shrek ran out to him and shouted:

What are you doing in my swamp!?!


Then, Shrek beat the crap out of him.  However, Weegee ran away from Shrek because Shrek was #2spooky4him.  Suddenly, he got noscoped by a fat CoD fan, who shouted, "That's right, get noscoped!  GET NOSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPED!!!1!!1!1!1!!!!!!!one!  Then, Dolan Duck came by and stabbed the fat kid in the back, stole his gun, and quickscoped Shrek.  #2mlg4me  Then, Dolan threw a Splash Revive Potion XXX at Weegee, who then, started running out of the scene.

Chapter 3


Meanwhile, in the Creepypasta Research Building, nerds were researching Rainbow Factory and Slenderman.  Then, somebody started banging on the door!  And suddenly, Weegee bashed through the door and started killing everybody in the research building with deadly lazors!  And then, he blew the place up-Gangnam Style. [Insert Trollface Here] And then, he was still walking when he fell into a supernova and blew it up!  KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!  And then, he fell right into a Youtube video page.  Yet, the video was a compilation of Rock My Emotions YTPMVs!  He started jamming to the video right until the video ended.  And then, he left the page.  And then, he went back where he started!  But, then, Bob was there.  "hai im bob", he said.  Then, Weegee beat Bob up and smashed him into a something-illion pieces!  And then, a black hole appeared and tried to suck everything away.  Weegee thought fast and threw a something-illion bombs into the black hole, which lead to the destruction of the black hole and the appearance of the Blue Screen Of Death.
The End!